"Hey, did you know there's no strong proof that flossing your teeth has any medical benefit? It's true! Not even in a clickbait-ey "IFL Science" way, we're talking CBC TRUE! http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/dental-floss-1.3703798
Wow, doesn't that just brighten up your whole day? All that residual guilt over not flossing, melting away. You feel good again. You feel... happy. Just genuinely happy. Maybe you even feel like you'd like to... LAUGH??? Well GOOD because we've got an AMAZING sketch comedy show for you! Get ready to laugh your butt off AND prevent gum disease with help from...
...the pearly white comedy of ANDREW NICE DAY! ...laughing gas in man form, MATT ALAEDDINE! ...the minty fresh comedy of JESS TOLLESTRUP! ...the delicious bubblegum flouride of comedy, MIKEY HAMM! ...and the "weird dream where all your teeth fall out of your head" of comedy, THE DEBUTANTES!
As always, we'll have hilarious local short films, PLUS tasty sugary treats and sodapops from the Mill Creek Cafe to give you lots of cavities! Doors at 8:30, show at 9, entrance at the back of the building, and you won't need extended medical insurance coverage to get in because it's ONLY FIVE BUCKS (WOW)."